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Sarah Palin thinks she’s talking to French President Sarkozy – Sarah Palin Prank Phone Call – Sarah Palin Phone Prank – Sarah Palin Got Pranked

Palin: Hello, this is Sarah, how are you? 

AVENGERS: Fine, and you? This is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you? 

PALIN: Oh, it’s so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us. 

AVENGERS: Oh, it’s a pleasure. 

PALIN: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you and thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me. 

AVENGERS: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American adviser Johnny Hallyday, you know? 

PALIN: Yes, good. 

AVENGERS: Excellent. Are you confident? 

PALIN: Very confident and we’re thankful that polls are showing that the race is tightening and… 

AVENGERS: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now, my dear? 

PALIN: I feel so good. I feel like we’re in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon you get your second wind and you plow to the finish. 

AVENGERS: You see, I got elected in France because I’m real and you seem to be someone who’s real, as well. 

PALIN: Yes, yeah. Nico, we so appreciate this opportunity. 

AVENGERS: You know I see you as a president one day, too. 

PALIN: Maybe in eight years. 

AVENGERS: Well, I hope for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favourite activities is to hunt, too. 

PALIN: Oh, very good. We should go hunting together. 

AVENGERS: Exactly, we could try go hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in French, on pourrait tuer des bebe phoque s, aussi [translation: we can kill baby seals also]. 

PALIN: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we’re getting work done. We can kill two birds with one stone that way. 

AVENGERS: I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun. I’d really love to go, so long as we don’t bring along Vice-President Cheney. 

PALIN: No, I’ll be a careful shot, yes. 

AVENGERS: Yes, you know we have a lot in common also, because except from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you. 

PALIN: Well, see, we’re right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes. 

AVENGERS: Some people said in the last days and I thought that was mean that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations and you know that’s completely false. That’s the thing that I said to my great friend, the prime minister of Canada Stef Carse. 

PALIN: Well, he’s doing fine, too, and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder. 

AVENGERS: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois, have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies? 

PALIN: I haven’t seen him at one of the rallies but it’s been great working with the Canadian officials. I know as governor we have a great co-operative effort there as we work on all of our resource-development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife. Oh my goodness, you’ve added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours. 

AVENGERS: Thank you very much. You know my wife Carla would love to meet you, even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today. 

PALIN: Well, give her a big hug for me. 

AVENGERS: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you. 

PALIN: Oh my goodness, I didn’t know that. 

AVENGERS: Yes, in French it’s called de rouge a levre sur un cochon [translation: lipstick on a pig], or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber…it’s his life, Joe the Plumber.

PALIN: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism. 

AVENGERS: I just want to be sure. That phenomenon Joe the Plumber. That’s not your husband, right? 

PALIN: That’s not my husband but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money. 

AVENGERS: Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It’s called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit. 

PALIN: Right, that’s what it’s all about, the middle class and government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here. 

AVENGERS: I see a bit about NBC, even Fox News wasn’t an ally as much as usual. 

PALIN: Yeah, that’s what we’re up against. 

AVENGERS: Gov. Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know Hustler’s Nailin’ Paylin? 

PALIN: Ohh, good, thank you, yes. 

AVENGERS: That was really edgy. 

PALIN: Well, good. 

AVENGERS: I really loved you and I must say something also, governor, you’ve been pranked by the Masked Avengers. We are two comedians from Montreal. 

PALIN: Ohhh, have we been pranked? And what radio station is this? 

AVENGERS: CKOI in Montreal. 

PALIN: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters. 

AVENGERS: CK…hello?

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Madonna Wails on Sarah Palin

Madonna‘s final show at Madison Square Garden Sunday night — her last of four for the “Sweet and Sticky Tour” — was nothing if not wild and controversial. Madonna knows how to get a crowd talking and how to get attention. Having already taken shots at Sarah Palin earlier in the weekend, she came roaring back again.

Muscularly worked out to look like a female Jack LaLanne with a face lift, Madonna took an electric guitar, put it on a low rumble, and announced, “This is what Sarah Palin’s husband’s snowmobile sounds like when it won’t start up in the wintertime.”

Earlier, she mock yelled at the crowd for its apathy during a song: “Are you friends with Sarah Palin or something?” she shouted. The crowd roared with delight. Madonna knew it would wake them up.

A couple of days earlier, she’d said something similar, telling her New York audience: “Sarah Palin can’t come to my show!”
Palin didn’t come to the last show, but Kelly Ripa sure did. If she’s not on “Live with Regis and Kelly” Monday morning, it’s because she’s still singing at the top of her lungs to Madonna’s music in the front row. Around 11 p.m., Madonna briefly let her sing into her mike, too.

Also in the audience: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, who sat still for most of the night. Chelsea Clinton arrived a few minutes before the show began, to cheers of “They should have elected your mother!”

How Kelly made it to the end will be interesting to hear, too, since the two-hour show, called for 8 p.m., didn’t begin until 9:45 p.m. When the show ended at 11:45 p.m., it meant all the union workers at the Garden received time-and-a-half pay for the extra time. This is why shows at MSG always end by 11 p.m. For Madonna, it was the fourth night in a row.

“We’re happy about it,” one of the regular security people told me with a big smile.

So what is “Sticky and Sweet” all about? It’s part gypsy caravan (“Isla Bonita”), animated Keith Haring cartoon (let’s hope his estate is paid for that), a little Kabbalah and light religious overview, plus Madonna stages a tribute to her own career as a faux Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute.

It’s also Madonna as a fashion designer, with a very complex stage set comprising a runway with moving walkway and a second “floating” stage that juts into the audience complete with a revolving turntable and 360 degree video screen hovering over it.

Yes, you see, money has been spent like crazy everywhere. The costumes, the lighting, the videos themselves — they’re all spectacular. And you get to see so many Madonnas — the one from “Evita,” another as Courtney Love, physical fitness trainer (she jumps rope wearing Linda Ronstadt‘s hot pants from 1976) and so on. She even sings “Borderline” as it has been interpreted by Rob Thomas on tour. It’s the endless presentation of a chameleon at work.

But what starts out as exciting and provocative becomes numbing after a while. For one thing, Madonna cannot sing. The whole show is done to complicated tracks, with hard-working backup singers really earning their pay. When she does take a chance, Madonna’s unprocessed voice is a helium confection right out of “Singing in the Rain.” Luckily, she only tries to “Sing” one song, “You Must Love Me,” from “Evita,” It was the one real moment of poignancy from the whole evening. And whoever mixes it live deserves a Nobel prize.

Still, you can’t help but admire her tenacity, her work ethic and stamina. On the video screens you can see the toll it’s taken on her body: she is zero percent body fat, with muscles pulsating out of other muscles. Her arms are roped with veins from weight lifting. Madonna wasn’t much appreciated by her dance instructors in school. Well, she’s taught them! Look at her now. She’s outdone everyone. No one else puts on this kind of spectacle.

By the way: Live Nation should have no trouble recouping their $120 million investment in her. It’s clear that Madonna’s future is live performance. And she’s evolving. Much of the show is about her body covered up in costume. Even she knows that it’s time to pass the torch. She should be able to do three or four more tours like this in this decade, with CDs as loss leaders. The audience is never going to leave her if Sunday night was any indication.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,436701,00.html

Comment on Madonna “Bans” Sarah “Fucking” Palin From Her Concerts

Sarah Palin right now is an easy target. Everyone is bashing her. I get the feeling this is going to end up helping Sarah Palin. She’s not stupid, by constantly making fun of her its lowering people’s expectations of her, then when people hear her talk they are impressed by her. This is what happened at the debate, 87% of people said she did better than they expected. If McCain loses, Sarah Palin will be the Republican nominee in 2012 or 2016. 

Oddly, usually who ever gets the most press (negative or positive) wins the election. This usually is the case even in years where the nominee is heavily hated (Ex: Bush).

Also, whoever sells the most Halloween masks always wins the election. Bush masks where hot the last 2 election Halloween’s. This year Obama is selling the most masks, but Sarah Palin doesn’t have a mask yet. People love to dress up as her and make fun of her. I bet that if they had a Sarah Palin mask it would win.

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NEW YORK CITY – October 11 – FAN Reports

Just got back from the show. AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING!!! INCREEEEEEEEEEEEEDIBLE!!! FANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTIC!!! This is my fourth show and it just gets better and better and the crowd made NY proud. Kelly Ripa was in the front row in front of the catwalk. She and her friends never sat and they were singing, dancing and jumping the ENTIRE TIME. Her cute husband was also with her and I saw Chirs Rock too. Madonna dedicated You Must Love Me to Lola who was celebrating her 12th birthday today and said when she first sang that song, Lola was inside of her. It was really sweet. She almost fell once (I think during Heartbeat). Request song was Express Yourself which went down well as the sing along was really loud cuz everyone knew the song. Before the guitar riff on Hung Up, she said this the sound of Sarah Palin thinking. And biggest surprise was Pharell joining the fun for Give It To Me to the roar of the crowd. Madonna gave the mike to Kelly & friends to sing Give it To Me, she jumped on Pharell instead of the dancer towards the end of Give It To Me. Got Pharell’s hand to exit the show with her before Game Over. Really really really amazing show.

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Camille Paglia mentions Madonna in Sarah Palin article

In 1990, in a highly controversial New York Times op-ed that attacked old-guard feminist ideology, I declared that “Madonna is the future of feminism” — a prophecy that was ridiculed at the time but that turned out to be quite true. Madonna put pro-sex feminism on the international map.

But it is now 18 years later — the span of an entire generation. The instabilities and diminishments for young women raised in an increasingly shallow media environment have become all too obvious. I had grown up in a vibrant pop culture with glorious women stars of voluptuous sensuality — above all Elizabeth Taylor, sewn into that silky white slip as the vixen Manhattan call girl of “Butterfield 8.” In college, I feasted on foreign films starring sexual sophisticates like Jeanne Moreau, Anouk Aimée and Catherine Deneuve. Sex today, however, has become brittle and superficial. Except for the occasional diverting flash of Lindsay Lohan’s borrowed bosom, I see nothing whatever that is worth a second glance. Pro-sex feminism has worked itself out and, like all movements, has degenerated into clichés.And even Madonna, with her skeletal megalomania, looks like a refugee from a horror movie.

http://www.salon.com/opinion/paglia/2008/1…alin/print.html

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Madonna NYC “Sarah Palin, get off my street”

It’s amazing that in a matter of weeks every single person in the US has a strong opinion about this woman.

Madonna NYC 10/6 Palin Speech + Lucky Star

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YOU YOU SIR WITH THE GLASSES YOU LOOK BORED

SHES NOT INVITED TO THIS SHOW
SARAH PALIN HAS TO GO

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING BARBRA STREISAND SHOW

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I LOVE this woman

MADONNA: “SARAH PALIN WILL NOT BE IN MY SHOW”

Madonna Bans Sarah Palin From Her Concerts 
October 7th, 2008 10:04am EDT 

Madonna has lashed out at U.S. vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin – and banned the politician from ever coming to her concerts. 

The Hung Up hitmaker was performing a show in Meadowlands, New Jersey as part of her Sticky & Sweet tour on Saturday when she began a tirade against Palin. 

She told the crowd: “Sarah Palin can’t come to my party. Sarah Palin can’t come to my show. It’s nothing personal,” before adding, “Here’s the sound of Sarah Palin’s husband’s snowmobile when it won’t start,” followed by a loud screeching noise. 

Madonna has previously shown her dislike of the Republican party on her current tour by using presidential candidate John McCain’s image in a video segment alongside scenes of destruction, global warming and starving children. 

Source: http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/20…from_her_concer 

LMAO I hadn’t read that in any reviews yet!

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